It is 2008 and you are tired of being single, of always going wrong when it comes to women. You want to know why wherever you go, you leave behind a string of broken female hearts, why all girls think you are a jerk. Why even after there has been so much hope, somehow you always end up getting the boot or being relegated to the classic category of ‘just friends’. From some of my experiences and the tales of my very disappointed girl pals, here are some of the reasons that drive women away or keep them away.
Some of the greatest heartbreakers are guys who know what they want, but are not sharp enough to realise that human beings are generally so selfish, they will always be thinking of what gain there is for them. It is not enough that you have fallen in love with her. She has to be sufficiently convinced that there is some short term or long term gain for her to give you her eartime or heart. This applies for both male and female. Each party needs to feel that the entrance of the other party will make their life better and not cause them any inconvenience or pain. Even if love was in the picture, we still want the best for ourselves.
The other side of that is guys who do not know what they want. They hang around like a shadow, sometimes more useful than the shadow, but still a pain. Their problem is that they do not say what it is they want. This is the category that Nicholas Asego was mourning about a few weeks ago in the “Our World” page; guys who do everything right but never take the final plunge. The simple logic here is that since they are not responding in any of the right ways, they are not attracted to her. Or they are so selfish, they want to hold on to what they have while waiting for something better to show up. No woman wants to be the interim soul soother while he waits for his Cinderella. Talking of response, guys who never call when they said they would, who forget dates, who have a way of keeping you at an arm’s length when you were wishing you could count their heart beats, nay, no.
There are other simple reasons why a woman will dodge your proposals like a rattrap. Like you are married. Or her best friend has a crush on you. Or she is not physically attracted to you. She does not feel you. She does not connect with you. Relationships are about a lot of things. Most of all they are about sexuality. We know cases of love developing out of nothing. But when women have the choice, they want a man who makes their blood run warmer and their heartbeats faster. They want to feel attracted to you (not just your wallet) because they know a lot of times they will need that passion to keep the relationship alive.
Another reason: she thinks you are stingy. You are not generous with your time, compliments, love and money. She has to arm-twist you to spend quality time with her. Your space, your job, your mother, football, and your friends own your heart and she has to lodge out one of them whenever she wants to be near you. She only has so much mental energy!
Life is about you and you and you. You use and dump until next time. She is just like trash. No matter how hard she tries to impress you, be in your good books, keep you, it is never enough. She will never do anything right and the harder you can trample on her self esteem to make her belief it is her fault and she is not worthy of another man, the better it makes you feel. You cannot hold a decent fight. Somehow you end up hitting below the belt with underhand remarks about her mother, her waist, her job or her culinary skills.
No woman wants a man who brings out and points out the worst in her. You need to be avoided like Ebola.
You are reckless and cannot bear responsibility. You left your last girlfriend when she was seven months pregnant and do not even know whether the kid is a boy or girl, your personal hygiene needs a makeover, you cannot pay your bills, you are doing drugs, you still live off your mother and now think you can live off her, your ID reads you are 35 years old but you still wear anything 50 Cent, you think blacking out in a ditch is cool – dude, wake up. Your life is a disaster and no sister needs to come clean you up. Do it yourself.
You are an emotional basket case. Everything in life overwhelms you. Everything is everybody’s fault but your own. Your boss and colleagues hate you. You are still haunted by the father who abused you. Your neighbours suck. You are still so attached to your ex that everyday of her life your new girl has to live with that ghost, or try to measure up to it. Dating you is no fun and she has no precedence in your life. Why shouldn’t she hit the road at the first clear sign?
If you still think you are everything that is right but luck seems to be dodging your heart then just relax. May be the girls are so used to the bad boys around, your goodness looks suspect. With time they will realise that you are for real